this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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