What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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