I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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