wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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