Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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