I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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