You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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