marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
