I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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