She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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