That's intense
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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