Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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