Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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