There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I would ride that face into the sunset
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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