he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
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