I hate all girls vehemently.
I'm jealous of your bromance
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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