they need to just BURY HIM!
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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