You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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