Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Randomize
