it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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