with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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