So drunk its hurt
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
