Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Randomize
