That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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