wake up i wanna do it froggy style
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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