Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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