Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
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