it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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