I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
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