a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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