Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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