Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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