I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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