He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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