If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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