He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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