I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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