I think im going to throw up on grandma
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Randomize
