Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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