Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i think my mom watched the whole time
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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