what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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