Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
You have to summon your inner elephant
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Randomize
