I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
love makes seman taste better
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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