Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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