fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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