why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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