Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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