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He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
wow bdsm is so cute
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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