We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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