did you get engaged???
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Randomize
