Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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