is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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