i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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